Author: Hongyu

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins
to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it’s
really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape…..

He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?….”

1. 果农发现一小孩在偷苹果：小捣蛋，你等着，我要去告诉你爸爸！男孩抬头向树上喊道：爸，下面　　有人找你
2. 教授：一个傻瓜提的问题，10个聪明人也回答不了。”大学生：“难怪我考试总也不及格。”
3. 熊猫深爱著小鹿，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。
　　熊猫大吼～为什麼？这一切都是为什麼？
　　小鹿胆怯地说：我妈说了，戴墨镜的都是不良少年
4. 一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的？不说就电死你！大　　学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的！
5. 某条街上有个乞丐，每天都在那里乞讨生活。
　　一日某人忽然发现乞丐身边多了一个碗可又没人？
　　好奇。便上前去问：“为什么你放两个碗”。
　　那乞丐笑了笑道：“丫不知怎么滴最近生意特好。所以开了家分公司。”
6. 水说:“让我日夜拥抱着你,一刻都不离开你!“
　　鱼说:“让我躺在你温柔的怀里,享受你的呵护!“
　　锅说:“丫都快煮熟了,还这么嘴贫!“
7. 江湖上知道你武功高强，但你不能骄傲，做到人中有剑，剑中有人，人剑合一，做到了这一点，你　　就不再是人，是剑人！

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can’t!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about it!!

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he
doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,”
said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and we will have him!